24 Recap Hour 6

Previously on "24":  President Goldline changes his name to President Rosland Capital (when the recapper realizes that is the company William Devane does commercials for) and meets with  Jack. Jack might/maybe/could possibly know a guy that maybe/perhaps/hopefully could save London from a drone attack that has only occurred in the nightmares of Rand Paul. However, there was nothing to save Jack from meeting up with Audrey again. Chloe still hasn't washed that crap off her eye lids. Mommie Dearest shoots her son-in law, The Terrorist Weenie, to death and blows up a house that the CIA went to by accident because, unlike Jack, they are stupid.

The aftermath of the drone attack causes Benjamin Bratt to talk into his helmet and advise that he doesn't know how many people were killed mainly because it just happened. President Rosland Capital  tells a story about how sandwiches in his youth were called "Flat Breadies". This upsets Prime Minister Bigchin who later learns from his hot aide (naturally the hottest woman in Great Britain) that President Capital is going a bit bloody daft barmy.


President Capital is with it enough to know he needs to send Jack to save the world. Again. He asks Jack what he wants. Jack wants the basics: gun, secure phone, ear piece to hear Chloe and the Hot CIA Agent.  Mr. Audrey brings Jack his phone and it is another awkward Audrey inspired moment. Jack assures Mr. Audrey that Audrey is just a flat chested memory of the past and that he has his mind focused solely on saving London and the HCA's killer bod.

Benjamin Bratt informs HCA that she doesn't need to clean out her desk, just yet, because Jack Bauer has asked to work with her, which means she's probably going to die. He also asks for a few months advance on the Birthday Club fees.

Back at Chopped Finger Manor, Mommie Dearest and NAHAR decide to find the Terrorist Weenie's sister because more than likely she is cute in a next door neighbor from an Arab Country kind of way and she'll have a darling daughter that's the apple of every terrorist's eye.

President Capital calls Prime Minister Bigchin to tell him not to worry because Jack Bauer is on the case, which should be a relief. Prime Minister Bigchin thinks this is not jolly good because Jack is up to his bloody arse in bloody warrants from other bloody countries and decides right then and there to bloody  mess every bloody thing up.

Jack meets up with HCA and tells her the big plan. He's going to meet with this guy, somehow get his teller card, and trace the money back to Mommie Dearest.  His closing sells pitch: "There's a good chance we'll both end up dead".  HCA responds by jabbing a needle into her neck, which freaks out even Jack.

Mr. Audrey and Audrey meet to discuss what happened when she met Jack and if she kept her clothes on. Then Mr. Audrey takes a call from Russian who has another comical accent and who asks about "Moose and Squirrel". Mr.Audrey informs him that you can probably find Bullwinkle and Rocky on DVD and that, oh by the way, Jack Bauer is on a mission to save Great Britain from destruction. This makes the Russian unhappy.

Jack (and HCA who is in the trunk, asleep)  meet The Guy Jack Knows at a warehouse. They are under the watchful eye of Jack's Friend, who pop ups when Jack needs help and the British MI-5. The Guy Jack Knows is an arms dealer that Jack use to shoot thighs for on a freelance basis. They go through this long process of dragging HCA out of the car trunk and waking her up, just to torture her. The Guy Jack Knows is also as crazy as a betsy bug and it takes him several minutes just to get him to give the pass code for the bank to Jack. (The Pass Code is "Bosco").

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Right when the bad guys decide to kill HCA, the British MI-5 storm the warehouse  and there is an ensuing battle that is topped off by The Guy That Jack Knows blowing himself up with a hand grenade. But, we got the pass code and somehow Chloe, who still has that make up on, begins to trace Mommie Dearest.

However, she is actually tracing NAHR who has gone to her sister in law's house to either: 1) stab her or 2) warn her  or 3) stab and warn her. She goes for Number Three, but right in front of her niece. The niece runs out of the house, with NAHR in hot pursuit.  NAHR, not looking both ways, gets hit by one of those double decker buses, just to remind you that we are still in England.

Back at CIA Headquaters, Benjamin Bratt receives a call from a mysterious caller that lets us know that he was behind all of the mess with HCA's husband and the Chinese. Bratt is a mole!  And now for an exclusive SPOILER ALERT!  The following is a picture of the mysterious caller.

Discussion Questions

1) Did you really know the difference between Rosland Capital and Goldline?

2) Jack tells Mr. Audrey that he knows he is a good man. How would Jack know?

3) This is NAHR'S day so far: Acted like a Russian; Killed a Man in a bathroom; Made love to her husband; Had her finger chopped off; Watched her husband murdered by her mother; Stabbed her sister in law. Hit by a bus.  Ever have a day like that?

4) Do you think Jack thought HCA's needle neck stab was cute?

5) It is The Heat and The Spurs again in The NBA Finals. Does that stink or what?