Thursday, September 24, 2020

This Week's Picks 9/26/20

 

 Let's be honest.  This weekend is the REAL start of college football.

I know I'm a Southerner and that makes all of my opinions stupid. SEC Football is just better than any other conference and it has been that way for a long time. That's just a fact, Jack.


THIS WEEK'S PICKS


Jawja vs Piggies:  UGA drew Arkansas for its first game.  The Swine haven't been too good in the past couple of years. Hopefully, they can get back on track. It won't be with game.   UGA wins

 

Wrecked vs Erenge Man: Georgia Tech looked real good against Florida State but not so good against  Central Florida.  This is how bad Syracuse is: it is an 8 point underdog against Tech. At home.  Even The Manis Jinx can't hurt Tech this week.  Tech wins.

 

Kenyucky vs WarTigers:  One of my favorite people in the world of sports is Charles Barkley. Here's what he said: “Oh, listen, things are never that bad — we’re going to kill Kentucky,  I’m worried about Georgia the next week. Come on, man. This is not basketball. We’re not going to worry about Kentucky in football."  That's good enough for me.  Auburn wins

 

Lizards vs Ole Mess:  One of the problems with this COVID-19 stuff  is that we could not focus on the fact that the state of Mississippi has two new high profile head coaches. Ole Miss has Lane Kiffin, which should be interesting. However, Florida is just a better team.  Florida wins

 

Rocky Topped vs Fighting Game Birds:  You can't start out as bad as Tennessee last year, losing to Georgia State and then finishing as strong as they did. You never know with the Vols or the Gamecocks. I'm going with Tennessee simply because there is a kid from Marietta on the team.  Vols win

 

Other Bulldogs vs Ellesyou:  Mississippi State has the other high profile coach and that is Mike Leach. It will be a wild time in Stark Vegas this year.  LSU will probably have a rebuilding year after the monster year they had last year. LSU also has a kid from Marietta on the team. LSU wins


 

Sunday, September 20, 2020

Presidential Elections I've Survived: 1960

  

Between now and November 3rd, I will be reviewing some of the Presidential elections of the past sixty years.  Using, of course, the historical brilliance instilled in me at Kennesaw State University (motto: "Hey, we're just off of I-75") and my wonderful wit that has propelled this blog for the past eleven years.

I'm not going to review all of the them.  Some of them were real snoozers, like 1984 when Reagan whipped Mondale or 1996 when Clinton returned the favor on Dole. I would like to note that Reagan basically wrapped up the election when in a debate with Mondale he said, "I am still younger than Joe Biden".

I am going to start with the first one: 1960.  

Dwight Eisenhower was the President. Everybody liked Ike even though they didn't know why they called him "Ike".  He was a General in World War II and defeated Hitler with a plan he devised called "D Day".  This made Ike aces with everybody in 1952 and he easily defeated Adali "Bald Head" Stevenson to win The White House.  In fact, Ike won twice because the Democrats nominated Stevenson again because nobody else really wanted to run. (History records Stevenson thought he was something special because he had read a book.)

But by 1960, Ike was seen as old (he was around 70, still younger than Joe Biden), out of touch, and dumb.  Over the years, the entertainment/news/academic folks would use this template to describe Republican candidates and Presidents.  Republicans are either out of touch (see Dad Bush) or dumb (see Kid Bush).

The culture was changing too. In the mid-50's a new style of music called "crap"  "rock and roll" became popular with their challenging lyrics about falling asleep at the drive in which caused girls to scream.  But by 1960, there was a new style of music called simplistic college drivel "folk" which was popular with a new creature called "Beatniks".  Beatniks were sort of like hippies except they bathed twice a week and instead of clapping they snapped their fingers.

Folk music is epitomized by the song "Tom Dooley"

       "Hang down your head, Tom Dooley.

        Hang down your head and cry.

        Hang down your head, Tom Dooley

         I like saying Tom Dooley.

        Tom Dooley, Tom Dooley, Tom Dooley"

In 1960, the Democrats resisted the urge to one more time go with Stevenson and selected John Kennedy of Massachusetts as their nominee.

Kennedy was around 42 at the time of the election, the same age Joe Biden was in 1985.

He (Kennedy, not Biden) ran on a platform of getting America moving again, because we had grown lazy in the Eisenhower years of peace and prosperity.

Kennedy had some problems.  One was his youth. Back then, people expected their Presidents to have some gray in their whiskers.  Two, he was a Roman Catholic and people expected Roman Catholics to follow the precepts of the Church unlike today where you can be a Roman Catholic and believe in abortion and animal sacrifices. 

Kennedy handled the religion question by saying he was going to nail every woman he met, kind of like that hot shot ad guy, Don Draper.  He didn't say that exactly. He basically said, "Don't worry about it" and because he was so handsome and charismatic people gave him a pass. 

Because of the 22nd Amendment (source: Wikipedia), Ike couldn't run again and the Republicans did the next best thing and nominated Vice President Richard "Tricky Dicky" Nixon.

Although Nixon was only a couple of years older than Kennedy, he was seen as more experienced having served as Ike's Vice President.

Whereas Kennedy was a rich kid whose dad bought his way into "Havarh", The House, and Senate. Dad Kennedy also bought a Pulitzer Prize for John's book "How To Score With Women"  "Profiles in Courage", Nixon was a poor kid that worked his way up the ladder despite having the personality of a lizard.

Campaign 1960 was Kennedy running around making the girls swoon and promising to bring "vigah" back to the country. The compliant news media translated "vigah" to "vigor" even though in real life (IRL for you texting kids) Kennedy was sort of puny with all sorts of medical maladies. 

On the other hand, Nixon made this goofy promise to campaign in all 50 states which took time away from the important states he had to win. Additionally, Nixon whacked his knee on a car door, which led to an infection which he had to be hospitalized for two whole weeks. (Only one of the weeks were paid for by Nixon's PPO.)  This led to something important that we still have today, unfortunately.

THE DEBATES

History makes a big deal about the debates. Nixon, just coming out of the hospital looked wane and sweaty.  Plus, his knee was still whacked and he had to adjust by shifting from one leg to another.  This is important:  Nixon refused to wear makeup.

Kennedy looked poised and healthy and almost spoke clearly enough where you didn't need subtitles. This is important: Kennedy wore makeup.

If you look at it now, on YouTube.  Nixon doesn't look that bad and Kennedy doesn't look, as they say in the History lounge, like all that.  In fact, Kennedy kind of cocks his head looking like a dad that is taking a selfie for Facebook. 

The narrative through the years has The Debates as the deciding factor in the close election. That could be true if you discount rumors of voter fraud in Texas and Illinois.  Kennedy won. Nixon internalized his defeat and would later comeback in 1968 a half a bubble off plumb.


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Thursday, September 17, 2020

This Week's Picks 9/19/20

 

Well, well, here we are again.

To be honest, I hadn't given a lot of thought to the 2020 College Football season.  It looked like there wasn't going to be a College Football season at all.

However, after a lot of dillying and dalling, it looks like all of the Power Five conferences are going to have some type of football season.

This is going to be a different year for TWP.  For one, my beloved Kennesaw State Owls aren't playing this year because of a bunch of nancy pants because of Covid-19. The ACC and SEC will not play each other during the regular season which means there will be no Georgia versus Georgia Tech game this year.

I watched the Georgia Tech-FSU game and on Faceback identified the FSU quarterback as a true freshman, which was in error. It was the Georgia Tech quarterback that was a true freshman.  I am already in mid-season form.

This Week's Picks 

 

Yinzers vs Cuse:  Here's my deep football thought.  How can Pitt and Syracuse be in the Atlantic Coast Conference when neither one of them are on the Atlantic coast? Pitt is ranked. Syracuse isn't. I'm going with the Panthers.  Pitt wins!

 

Central Florida Men vs Bees:  I thought FSU would beat Tech last week, but I wouldn't have bet on it. FSU ain't what she used to me.  I think Tech can win.  I want Tech to win. However, if I pick them to win, they won't.  Christmas comes early to The Buzzy Boys.  UCF wins!

 

Atlantic Owls vs Benny's School:  Since Kennesaw State is not playing this year, I have to go back to my other old team, the Eagles of Georgia Southern (school motto: "Officer, I thought it was water"). I've sent a lot of money to my son's alma mater and the least they could do is beat Florida Atlantic.  They will.  Eagles win!

 

The U vs The L: To be honest, I've come to dislike both schools. Miami, I guess. 

Sunday, September 13, 2020

Driving Old Dixie Down

Like a lot of people my age, I like what is now called "Classic Rock".  Simply put, "Classic Rock" are songs that were played on the radio when we were kids.

Back then, you were either a music guy or a lyrics guy. If you were a lyrics guy, you sat around and tried to figure out what the songs meant.  You cannot imagine the hours I've spent trying to figure out Don McLean's "American Pie".  I no longer wonder what McLean meant because he once said, "What does American Pie mean?  It means I work only when I want to"

The most misinterpreted song of all time is Bob Dylan's "Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man".  I always read and heard that it was about a drug pusher.  News flash:  it was about a musician Dylan worked with that played the tambourine during a recording session.  That's not to say old Bob wasn't on drugs when he wrote the song.  There was a good four to five years he was on drugs 24/7.  He's probably on drugs 24/7 now, but it is  maintenance medicine, not the recreational kind.

We have a new entry in the misinterpreted song contest and that is "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" by The Band.

I'm sure you haven't thought about that song in years. But apparently some people have. These people have decided it needs to be changed (a singer has rewritten the third verse to bring a song about 1865 written in 1969 more up to date) or "canceled".  Being "canceled" simply means withdrawing support from something because it is offensive and/or public shaming.

Here are the lyrics of "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down".  Read them if you dare!


Virgil Caine is the name
And I served on the Danville train
'Til Stoneman's cavalry came
And tore up the tracks again
In the winter of '65, we were hungry, just barely alive
By May the tenth, Richmond had fell
It's a time I remember, oh so well

The night they drove old Dixie down
And the bells were ringing
The night they drove old Dixie down
And the people were singing
They went, "Na, la, la, la, na, na
La la, na, na, la, la, la, la, la"

Back with my wife in Tennessee
When one day she called to me
"Virgil, quick, come see
There goes the Robert E. Lee"
Now I don't mind choppin' wood
And I don't care if the money's no good
You take what you need and you leave the rest
But they should never have taken the very best

The night they drove old Dixie down
And the bells were ringing
The night they drove old Dixie down
And all the people were singing
They went, "Na, la, la, la, na, na
La la, na, na, la, la, la, la, la"

Like my father before me
I will work the land
And like my brother above me
Who took a rebel stand
He was just eighteen, proud and brave
But a Yankee laid him in his grave
I swear by the mud below my feet
You can't raise a Caine back up when he's in defeat

The night they drove old Dixie down
And the bells were ringing
The night they drove old Dixie down
And all the people were singing
They went, "Na, la, la, la, na, na
La la, na, na, la, la, la, la, la"

The night they drove old Dixie down
And all the bells were ringing
The night they drove old Dixie down
And the people were singing
They went, "Na, la, la, la, na, na
La la, na, na, la, la, la, la, la"

 

Here's what one writer said:  ".... that when you love a song, you tend to love all of it. When you take pleasure in “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down,” you’re identifying with the melancholy and the loss of that Southern white guy, and feeling his sadness because he can’t own people any more."

It seems the ringing bells and singing people because Dixie was driven down does not make an impression on this writer.  Plus, and this is big for me at  least, point where Virgil Caine expresses sadness for not being able to own people.

There's more.  "For The Band, the Confederacy was steeped in heritage, not hate. There’s no mention of Black people, no indication that Caine’s “rebel stand” was to fight for white people’s right to enslave, torture, rape, and murder Black people at will. Virgil Caine might as well be a non-Jewish German lamenting the fall of the Reich. At best, the song is clueless. At worst, it’s a conscious, bad faith celebration of white supremacy."

 Fair enough.  I agree there's no mention of the evils of slavery. That may make it "clueless".  But, to be fair, this is a song, not a term paper. Robbie Robertson (the writer of the song) was writing about one person, a poor farmer from Tennessee that was conscripted into The Confederate Army. Calling the song "a conscious bad faith celebration of white supremacy" is just stupid on steroids. 

Back when I was in college, there was something called "Literary Criticism" that was used to interpret poems and stories from history.  Here is why I don't think "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" is a song we need to flush down the memory toilet of time.

The Writer: The songwriter is Robbie Robertson, a Canadian whose mother was a Cayuga/Mohawk Indian and father was Jewish.   

His Musical History:  He has no other songs that express any kind of admiration for the Confederacy.

The Song History: The song was on The Band's second album. It became a hit on the radio by Joan Baez,  FYI, Joan Baez performed at The March On Washington in 1963 and is not what you would call a "conservative" person.  The thought she would record a song that glamorizes racism is laughable.

The  Time The Song Was Written:  The song was written in the late 1960's and there was a little thing called The Vietnam War going on.  While there was a draft, the rich kids figured out ways to serve in the National Guard (see; Bush, George W) or keep their student deferments by going to college.  The kids from the middle or lower classes were often sent over to Vietnam.  Virgil Caine would have been in that group and you can see "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" as a companion piece to Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Fortunate Son".

The Song Itself:  There is one glaring historical inaccuracy in the song.  There's no record of Robert E Lee ever going to Tennessee in The Civil War.  However.  Virgil isn't impressed with Lee. He says "they should never taken the very best":  meaning his brother for such a worthless cause.

Again, I go back to the chorus. The bells are ringing and the people are singing because Old Dixie was driven down.  Robertson is saying that is a good thing. And it was.

I appreciate people can have opinions. But even in the liberal arts there are things known as "facts", maybe you have heard of them. The late Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan once said "Everyone is entitled to his own opinion but not to his own facts".  The people pushing the idea that there is something nefarious about this song are pushing their own set of facts.