Real Time 24 Recap

Hour “10:00AM-11:00AM” was probably one of the dullest 24 ever despite that fact Jack stole a helicopter and flew around Manhattan for about forty seconds. President Woman had her hourly angst. Ethan quit. Former President Logan stayed. They put a bag on The Not That Hot Tech which proves some woman do look better with bags on their head.

It also featured the Jack Bauer debating process. Someone raises a legitimate question. Response: yell at the person.

This week’s hour, 11:00AM-12PM, made last week seem like the snooze fest it was. Fortunately, President Woman was not in too much of this episode, worrying over her Peace Process like anyone gives a wooden nickel about it. “Nashville’s under water, Madame President”. “Gee, that’s too bad; I hope this doesn’t derail the Peace Process”. President Woman is at a joint news conference with President Ms Poofy Hair. Boy, it didn’t take her too long to get over the loss of her husband.

Meanwhile, at the super secret hide out location, D.B Sweeney is water boarding The Not That Hot Tech. First reaction: this is what Keith Olbermann was having guppies about? Water torture by ladle? Of course, The Not That Hot Tech would rather feel like she’s drowning than spill the beans about the Russians.

Jack and Agent Chico have found the super secret hide out and Jack proceeds to kill everybody, including D.B Sweeney. They drag The Not That Hot Tech out into the street and drive away.

While all of this is happening, Arlo manages to stop staring at Chloe’s bosoms long enough to mention that Jack had locked down all of the other minor CTU characters and is now on the loose.

Former President Logan calls President Woman during the joint news conference to offer is his jerky aide to run the project of finding Jack Bauer. President Woman agrees and soon the aide and this really dumb blonde are at CTU to run the operation of finding Jack. Like all people who come into CTU, he is actually dumber than anyone at CTU. Chloe does not look too pleased, I think. It is kind of hard to tell with Chloe

Jack, Chico and The Not That Hot Tech are having a calm discussion about what Jack wants. Jack wants video evidence of the Russian involvement. The Not That Tech thinks Jack just wants to kill people. In a way, they both are right. Jack pulls the car over to a seclude spot in Manhattan where he can shove a gun into The Not That Hot Tech throats and use his soft sell, (‘I’M COUNTING BACKWARDS FROM THREE….”) to persuade her to tell her where the video evidence is kept.

As luck would have it, it is in a safety deposit box in a bank just minutes away. Jack takes them there and the formerly happy couple go in to open the safety deposit box.

The safety deposit box has a gun and an explosive that knocked out Agent Chico. The bank executive walks in and The Not That Hot Tech shoots him. She then calls the police to rat on Jack. Jack gets stopped by the police, but he shoots them in the foot as The Not That Hot Tech runs off.

Jack chases her on feet and just at 11:59AM, manages to shoot her dead. There is no silent clock, just a loud rendition of “Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead”