Abbott and Costello Meet This Week's Picks

Well, here we are at the end of another regular season of college football.  This is what we learned.

It is never over until it is over. Right, Florida State and Michigan? 

No matter how good you are, somebody is going to compare you to Nick Satan Saban.

For some unknown reason, the worst person on Earth is Verne Lundquist.

Jacob Eason is the most powerful high school senior in the history of mankind.

Kennesaw State has a football team, just in case you didn't hear.

Georgia Tech was not very good.

It was not my fault.

This Week's Picks!



Good Old Fashion I Just Can't Put My Finger On It But Something About That Guy Gets On My Last Nerve.  (Georgia vs Georgia Tech):  One conclusion that could be drawn from last week's victory over Georgia Southern is that UGA is probably the worst 8-3 team in the country and if Coach Cutie Pie was the head coach at LSU, he probably would have been tarred and feathered by now.  In fact, UGA could have very easily, with a play here or there, ended like this year's Georgia Tech. If Justin Thomas is sidelined, I give Tech no chance to win this game, even though they are playing UGA.That's how bad Tech is. UGA wins.

The ERN Bowl (Alabama vs Auburn): With the possible exception of the invention of the iPhone, the greatest thing that has happened this century was when Auburn defeated Alabama on a 109 yard field goal return.  It made me almost like Auburn. It was great seeing Coach Smarty Pants making the wrong decision for once. The chances of something like that happening again are like the chances of me being named People magazine's Sexiest Man of the Year: slim and none and Slim just left town. Bama wins.

The Eagg Bowl (Ole Miss vs Mississippi State): My favorite joke about these schools is "What is the worst thing about going to Ole Miss or Mississippi State?  No matter your grades, your diploma still has the word Mississippi on it"  I know about four hundred people that are  alumni from Mississippi State, which shows you the type of high class people I hang around. However, the most important person in my wife's life (her stylist) has a son that goes to Ole Miss. It is very important for that person to be happy. Ole Miss wins.

The I Wish They Would Both Lose Bowl (Florida vs Florida State):  I don't know what it is about both schools, but I just don't like either one of them. Florida has been on cruise control since they won the SEC East and the coach thinks there is an aisle in the super market called "The Dead Fish Aisle". So far, Florida State has managed not to have any players convicted of major felonies, which is huge for FSU.  FSU wins.

The Game Bowl (Michigan vs Ohio State): Wasn't it sweet to watch "Ahia" State lose last week and then watch the back biting?  Just like the old days.  Who wants to make it two weeks in a row? Me! Me!  Michigan wins.

The You Can't Say Oklahoma Without a Smile On Your Face Bowl (Oklahoma vs Oklahoma State):  Rooting for Oklahoma is kind of like rooting for Biff in "Back to The Future". The final lesson of the 2015 football season is "The Manis Jinx" is a myth. Oklahoma State wins.