This Week's Picks

There was a big announcement from Donald Trump, who noticed there was an election going on and nobody was paying attention to him. He announced if President Obama releases his college records and applications, as well as his passport records, Trump will give $5 million to a Chicago charity of Obama’s choice.

"I've finally made Humor Me. I wonder how much I can pay Manis for his incredible wit".

I hate this. It is irrelevant. Sure maybe the President got into the Ivy League due to a combination of Affirmative Action and Legacy. Maybe he got in due to his own talent. All I know is that I’m not voting for him and he could have made straight A’s for all I care.

This Week’s Picks!

Dawgs vs Lizards: This is the week of The World’s Largest Meeting of Obnoxious Drunks Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.  At the beginning of the year, UGA had this dream of winning two UGA-Florida games in a row. Well, that dream is as dead as Dave-FM.  Florida wins

        Biggest question in Atlanta: Why was it Dave FM in the first place?

Bees vs. Guys in White Shirts That Ride Bicycles: This is what kind of year it has been for Tech: Duke is bowl eligible.  Brigham Young is  4-4, but their losses have been to Utah, Boise State, Oregon State, and Notre Dame. They are good against the run, which is about the only thing Tech can do. Brigham Young wins.

A Brigham Young linebacker prepares for the Triple Option

Our Lady vs. OU812:  It has been one of those seasons in which Notre Dame has been over-rated. All I know is chicks and ducks and geese better scurry because Oklahoma will beat them with a surrey with a fringe on top. Oklahoma wins.

Have you ever watched "Oklahoma" for more than five minutes? I haven't.

The Other Bulldogs vs. Bama: Recently, the website Outkick The Coverage, published a picture of Bama quarterback A.J. McCarron’s mother, which was unlike any picture of any football mom I have ever seen. To put it in scientific terms, his mom is smoking hot.   It is not fair that Bama gets the best players and the best looking moms. On the basis of this picture alone McCarron goes to the top of most Heisman Trophy watch lists. Bama wins.

          Yes, I chickened  out. Look for the picture yourself.      

Teers vs. The Chickens:  Has Tennessee won football this year? I’m not sure, but I’m pretty sure Steve Spurrier wants to win another one. South Carolina wins.

Wisconsin-Whitewater vs. Wisconsin Stevens Point:  Wisconsin Whitewater has been in every D3 Championship game since 2005 and has won the last three. This year it will be a little tougher for them. Wisconsin Stevens Point  is 1-5 and their nickname is “The Pointers”. Both have good fishing teams.  Wisconsin-Whitewater will win.

  Guess which student is on the JV Wisconsin-Whitewater Fishing Team?

It took four students to catch this  fish.

Georgia Southern vs. Chattanooga: The Eagles travel to Rock City to see Ruby Falls. While there, they will eat a Goo Goo Cluster and beat The Mocs. Georgia Southern Wins.