This Week's Picks

As you may have noticed, I have finally figured out how to use a computer started adding pictures to my blog. I did this because it takes up space gives the blog a little extra punch.

I want to assure you that all of the pictures will be family/deacon friendly. For example, there is a picture floating around the internet of a woman who could be charitably classified as a MYDWTST (Mom You Don't Want To See Topless). She is nude from the waist up, however she has the Alabama Red Elephant spray painted on her chest. The elephant's ears are real big if you catch my drift. It is safe to assume alcohol may have been involved.

Instead, I would rather post a picture like this of the Chancellor and Provost of The University of Alabama addressing the Class of 2012:

Or a picture of the Chairman and Vice Chairman of The Board of Trustees of The University of Florida:

This week's picks!


Doggies vs Kenyucky: After what South Carolina did to them, UGA needed a bad team to come along. That's where Kentucky comes along. "There must be some kind of way out of here", said Joker Phillips to the thief. He added, "There's way too much confusion and I can't get no relief". Don't worry, Joker, the hour's getting late. Dawgs win.


The Rambled Wreck vs Pahk ya cahr in Havahd Yahd: A clash between the 1-5 Boston College Eagles and the 2-4 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets. Hmmm, wonder what's going on at Costco?  Tech wins.

Tide vs Teers: Just when things can't get any worse for Coach Dooley, he had hip surgery last week and had to be pushed around in a wheelchair.  And then there was this rock:

Anyway, here comes the Crimson Tide. It won't be pretty, but take it easy on a brother, will ya' Nick?
Bama wins.


Illegal Game Birds vs The Lizards:  Just when I thought USC was going to be the Beast in The East, they go to Baton Rouge and lose. Florida is really looking good. And, of course, there's this guy:

                     
Gators win.


Mitt vs Drunken Short Stereotypes:  I watched Notre Dame last week and came to a simple conclusion-NBC has it worse for Notre Dame than they do The Democrats. Notre Dame is a good team, but they're not great. But, how I love Touchdown Jesus! Notre Dame wins

Georgia Southern vs Furman: Georgia Southern, whose campus creed is "Ego gotta adepto madidus quoad Ego certus operor formido is" ( "I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it") takes on the Mighty Purple Paladins of Furman.  The Eagles win.


The Division Three Game of The Week: Ursinus vs Susquehanna.   Yes, the Ursinus Cavities are 4-2 this year. Yes, I am going to continue to use that joke until you laugh. Susquehanna University "educates undergraduate students for productive, creative, and reflective lives of achievement, leadership, and service in a diverse and interconnected world."  All of this for only $47,280 a year!  Ursinus' most famous alumnus is either Dan Mullen (coach of Mississippi State) or J.D.Salinger, who was a Catcher in The Rye.
Ursinus wins.

                   (You thought I made up this college, didn't you?)