This Week's Picks

It is a big day at This Week’s Picks because my beloved Alma Mater, Kennesaw State University ( Motto: “Where’s A Parking Space?”) will begin playing football in the FCS in 2014.

Of course, with this being Cobb County someone had to make sure that there was precipitation at the parade and feces in the corn flakes.

The local paper of record, The Marietta Daily Journal, published a column by Tom Harper of the law firm Blah, Blah & Blah titled “Does KSU Need Football?” in which he argues it does not because of the weak economy and the fact that both Hofstra and Northeastern Universities have dropped football. Add to that an article by Transylvania University accounting professor Count Dracula and it becomes apparent that not only does KSU not need football but you ought to be ashamed to even think about football.

In regards to Mr. Harper’s well reasoned arguments I can only say one thing:

Yo Momma.

This Week’s Picks.

Puppies vs Piggies: Last week UGA lost to the Chickens. It looked worse than it really was, but, Coach Mark Richt cannot allow the Dogs to lose again because the quality of his life will suddenly diminish. Arkansas is too busy thinking about Bama next week and I think their coach stinks like grease. Puppy power! UGA wins.

Wreck That Is Ramblin’ vs Heels of Tar: As bad as Georgia loss to South Caroloina was, Tech’s loss to Kansas was just as bad. Paul Johnson was not a happy man this week. UNC has way too many questions. Tech wins.

Rocky Topped vs Future Wallets: Tennessee has about four hundred freshman starting for them. Florida has looked unimpressive in their wins. I rarely say this: it would be so cool if Tennessee won. They just won’t. Sorry, this old game just ain’t what it used to be. Florida wins.

The Other Bulldogs vs Went In Dumb-Come Out Dumb Too: Messy State travels to Red Stick to play LSU. MSU really played much better against Auburn than I thought they would. I’m not sold on this LSU team. I know it is at home in the Bayeuax and all that, but I’m going with MSU this time. MSU wins.

Tigers vs Tigers: I was tempted to say that the Tigers win, but I can’t do that twice in one season. Auburn’s quarterback is a total beast, if he could only throw to players wearing the same color jersey as his, Auburn would be set. A lot of people like Clemson. I like Auburn. The Auburn Tigers win.

Georgia Southern vs Coastal Carolina: The Eagles almost tripped up a tired Navy team, which would have been almost Jacksonville State/Ole Miss awesome. There is something about this Eagle team that is different from some of the others in the past couple of years. They beat Coastal Carolina.

Edinboro vs Cheyney: The Fighting Scots beat West Chester and know they take their game to a school without a direction in it’s name. If you happen to be in Cheyney, PA Saturday, just drop on by and watch Edinboro win again.