This Week's Picks!

Last week I did something I have never done before: watch a Division Three game via the Internet.

It was Birmingham-Southern vs. Trinity University. We have a buddy on the Birmingham-Southern team and it was really neat to see him play over, as President Bush used to say,” The Internets”.

The game was played at Trinity University. Trinity describes itself as “An inspiring faculty, bright and engaged students, an energized community, and the chance to do it all. We are also Presbyterians.” Trinity is in San Antonio, Texas. I know everyone who goes to San Antonio, goes to the Alamo and Trinity University. Incidentally, the other day Franke Wilmer was there speaking on “The Role of Energy In Shaping International Relations and Human Rights”. I know what you are thinking: Party!

This week’s picks!

The Unfortunate Celebrants vs. Dullenters. Georgia lost last week, in part, because they were not Tardy to the Party. Really, it was the dullest celebration in the history of football celebration. Georgia is fortunate not to be 0-5, but then again, they could be 4-1. Tennessee, what can you say? It seems like they are getting better in each game. Can they beat UGA? Sure. Will they beat UGA? Nope. Dawgs win.

Buzzers vs Pee-Paw: Really, retire already Bobby before Jimbo becomes 79. Tech wins.

Tigerauxs vs. Hope Tim Feels Better: The whole Gator nation is praying that Timmah Tebow is well enough to play. Yeah right. Tebow could have one leg blown off, no ears, a glass eye, and a spastic colon and they would expect him to play. It is said the concussion has already had a lasting effect on Tebow. He was caught watching, “The Girls Next Door”. I’m not sure LSU is a strong as Florida. Florida wins.


Eagles vs. Heels: Georgia Southern travels to Chapel Hill for a “pay me” game against UNC. It would be sweet for Georgia Southern to win. They won’t. Tar Heels win.

Pigs vs. Tigereaglesplainsmen: I haven’t written about Awe-burned this year because I thought they would stink. They haven’t. I root for anybody over Arkansas. Auburn wins.

Cornyhuskers vs. Mizzouri: Mizzo is one of those schools that nobody talks. Nebraska is as dull as the state. Mizzo wins.