Well, another exciting year of college football has come to an end. This year, I'm going to do something I haven't done since 2007: I'm making picks in ALL of the bowl games.
Gambling is a disease. But it is the only disease in which you can make a MILLION DOLLARS. (Thanks, Norm McDonald for that great joke.) Because of that, please don't bet on any of these games and my "selections" are for entertainment value only.
Bahamas Bowl
Miami (Ohio) vs. UAB
Miami (Ohio) is playing against The University of Alabama (Birmingham). If you have to play in a no name bowl, you might as well play it in the Bahamas. UAB wins.
Cure Bowl
No. 24 Troy vs. No. 25 UTSA
Troy wins.
Saturday, Dec. 17
Fenway Bowl
Cincinnati vs. Louisville
Last year, Cincinnati made it into the playoffs and this year they are playing at Fenway Park a week before Christmas. Cincinnati wins.
Celebration Bowl
Jackson State vs. N.C. Central
Jackson State with or without Deion wins.
New Mexico Bowl
SMU vs. BYU
BYU wins
LA Bowl
Washington State vs. Fresno State
Washington State wins because they always bring their flag to Gameday.
LendingTree Bowl
Rice vs. Southern Mississippi
What? Rice is in a bowl game? Southern Miss wins this one because two of my favorite high school teachers, Mr. Hines and Kitty Love went there. In fact, Mr. Hines went there while Jimmy Buffett went there.
Las Vegas Bowl
No. 14 Oregon State vs. Florida
Oregon State in this one. Florida has been stinky this year.
Frisco Bowl
Boise State vs. North Texas
Boise State wins.
Monday, Dec. 19
Myrtle Beach Bowl
Marshall vs. UConn
Marshall, I guess. UConn is head coach used to coach the Falcons
Tuesday, Dec. 20
Famous Idaho Potato Bowl
Eastern Michigan vs. San Jose State
Do you know the way to San Jose? Eastern Michigan won't San Jose wins
Boca Raton Bowl
Liberty vs. Toledo
Liberty because they have prayed about it.
Wednesday, Dec. 21
New Orleans Bowl
South Alabama vs. Western Kentucky
Western Kentucky wins this one. No, I don't know what their blob mascot is supposed to be.
Thursday, Dec. 22
Armed Forces Bowl
Baylor vs. Air Force
The Baptist Bears win this one.
Friday, Dec. 23
Gasparilla Bowl
Wake Forest vs. Missouri
Missouri made it to a bowl? Wake Forest wins this.
Independence Bowl
Houston vs. Louisiana
I'm assuming that is Louisiana-Lafeyette. Houston is a bigger school and should win this.
Saturday, Dec. 24
Hawai'i Bowl
Middle Tennessee State vs. San Diego State
When did they start putting an ' between to the two i's in Hawaii? Was it in an email I missed? Good for Middle Tennessee for earning this vacation bowl. I'm going with Middle Tennessee because my buddies Joey and Katy Wade graduated from there.
Monday, Dec. 26
Quick Lane Bowl
Bowling Green vs. New Mexico State
Bowling Green. Why not?
Tuesday, Dec. 27
First Responder Bowl
Memphis vs. Utah State
I'm going with Utah State because I have a Utah State t-shirt.
Birmingham Bowl
Coastal Carolina vs. East Carolina
Wow, I'm going with Coastal because their ugly uniforms with sicken East Carolina.
Camellia Bowl
Buffalo vs. Georgia Southern
My son and my money went to Georgia Southern. Georgia Southern wins this.
Guaranteed Rate Bowl
Oklahoma State vs. Wisconsin
Okie State in this one.
Wednesday, Dec. 28
Military Bowl
Duke vs. UCF
Dook wins
Liberty Bowl
Arkansas vs. Kansas
Bacon Bits come up short. Kansas wins
Holiday Bowl
No. 15 Oregon vs. North Carolina
Ugh. Oregon wins
Texas Bowl
Texas Tech vs. Ole Miss
Ole Mess wins
Thursday, Dec. 29
Pinstripe Bowl
Minnesota vs. Syracuse
Syracuse wins
Cheez-It Bowl
No. 13 Florida State vs. Oklahoma
When did Florida State become rank in the polls? They win
Alamo Bowl
No. 12 Washington vs. No. 20 Texas
Washington wins.
Friday, Dec. 30
Orange Bowl
No. 6 Tennessee vs. No. 7 Clemson
If Tennessee's quarterback wasn't hurt, I think they'd win. If Clemson plays their freshman quarterback they'll win.
Duke's Mayo Bowl
No. 23 NC State vs. Maryland
NC State. easy.
Sun Bowl
No. 18 UCLA vs. Pitt
UCLA defeats Pitt
Gator Bowl
No. 19 South Carolina vs. No. 21 Notre Dame
The Chickens win.
Arizona Bowl
Ohio vs. Wyoming
Wyoming wins.
Saturday, Dec. 31
Fiesta Bowl (College Football Playoff semifinal)
No. 2 Michigan vs. No. 3 TCU
Michigan defeats The Aroused Frogs. Barely.
Peach Bowl (College Football Playoff semifinal)
No. 1 Georgia vs. No. 4 Ohio State
Jawja beats The Ahia State University
Music City Bowl
Iowa vs. Kentucky
Iowa defeats Kentucky 6-2
Sugar Bowl
No. 5 Alabama vs. No. 9 Kansas State
Alabama pouts and is beaten by Kansas State
Monday, Jan. 2
ReliaQuest Bowl
No. 22 Mississippi State vs. Illinois
The Upright Bulldogs win,
Citrus Bowl
No. 17 LSU vs. Purdue
Ellesyou wins.
Cotton Bowl Classic
No. 10 USC vs. No. 16 Tulane
If Tulane wins, USC will never hear the end of this. USC wins
Rose Bowl Game
No. 8 Utah vs. No. 11 Penn State
Utah, all the way.
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