My Presidents and Their Tweets

Since our current President is REALLY into Twitter--here are  some tweets from the 44 (really 43) before President Trump

George Washington:  "Martha said I was rockin' the wooden teeth! Yeah, come on!"

John Adams: "You sux, @bigthomjefferson76".

Thomas Jefferson: "15 million for Louisiana? Really?!"

James Madison:  "My wife makes the best cupcakes!"

James Monroe:  "Hmmm, I'm pretty sure the other four don't have a doctrine named after him. Just saying."

John Quincy Adams:  "I wish I had a better initial besides Q.  Something like W would be awesome".

Andrew Jackson:  "I kilt fiddy men"

Martin Van Buren:  "I have the coolest sideburns of all of them- including @ChesterAlanArthur."

William Henry Harrison:  "I've got a great idea:  why don't I give a very long speech on a cold and wet day?  It's not like I'm going to get sick or anything."

John Tyler:  "I still have grandchildren alive in 2018. For reals".

James Polk:  "Call me President Mullet".

Zachary Taylor:  "Wait. Does anyone know the difference between the symptoms of cholera and aresenic poisoning?  Just asking."

Millard Fillmore: "Oh yeah?!  How many of you have ever been President of The United States?"

Franklin Pierce:  "Could I have been a worse President?"

James Buchanan:  "Welp, I've done nothing to prevent The Civil War. I guess this isn't the right time to announce I'm gay".

Abraham Lincoln: "Wow, I feel great now that The Civil War has ended. I think me and my gal pal will take in a play!" 

Andrew Johnson: "I've got this great idea: Let's get impeached!"

Ulysses S. Grant:  "Guess where I am buried."

Rutherford B. Hayes: "I am the Duck Dynasty President!"

James Garfield: "Hey, let's go down to the train station and see if there are some disappointed office seekers."

Chester Alan Arthur:  "I pronounce 'Alan' as "Alon", because I'm a dandy with great sideburns!"

Grover Clevland:  "It is easy to get young chicks when you are The President".

Benjamin Harrison:  "I stayed alive for all of my administration unlike a certain grandfather of mine."

Grover Cleveland:  "Back again. Did you miss me?  What do you mean no?"

William McKinley:  "Yeah, I'll go to Buffalo. What's the worst that could happen?"

Theodore Roosevelt:  "Let you in on a little secret-I don't even know what 'bully' means."

William Howard Taft:  "I'm just big boned! Stop fat shaming me!"

Woodrow Wilson:  "I have this real progressive idea: racism!"

Warren G. Harding:  "I did things in The Oval Office that Bill Clinton could only dream of."

Calvin Coolidge:  "I was just as exciting as I looked".

Herbert Hoover:  "I am going to punch the next person who says I invented the vaccum cleaner because I sucked".

Franklin Delno Roosevelt:  "I'm going to roll into The Oval Office and stay for a long time. Roll! Did you get it? Man, I am great."

Harry S. Truman:  "You'd act like a crazy man too if your middle name was S."

Dwight Eisenhower:  "Sorry about Nixon.  He had a great resume."

John Kennedy:  "Sure, put the top down. What could it hurt?

Lyndon Johnson:  "An undeclared ground war against guerilla forces in a far off Asian country?  Count me in!"

Richard Nixon:   "<expletive deleted>  I should have  burned those <expletive deleted> tapes. Ah <expletive>"

Gerald Ford: "Chevy Chase is a very funny suburb." 

Jimmy Carter:  "I'm going to declare a Moral Equivalence of War on The Energy Crisis and I urge your support by tweeting this: #MEOW."

Ronald Reagan:  "Sell arms to Iran for hostages? Why not?"

George H. W. Bush:  "I hate being the least popular Bush".

Bill Clinton:  "#Monica was worth every article of impeachment!"

George W. Bush: "Hold my beer, Dad".

Barack Obama:  "If you liked your doctor, you can keep your doctor. Yeah, I had a hard time keeping a straight face on that one, tbh."