A squirrel is the same as a can
when there's a BB gun in my hand ~ Demetri Martin
There has been a big brouhaha regarding President Trump. You might have seen it, it has been in all of the papers.
The President fired FBI Director James Comey. The reasons vary from job performance to the "guy was just a big doody head - SAD!!!" (Presidential tweet)
Washington reporters and pundits have been comparing the Comey firing to "Watergate". That's really nothing unusual. Washingon reports and pundits compare everything to "Watergate" because "Watergate" was the Big Kahuna. It was the one time they were actually right.
The question is: How does this compare to "Watergate"? Lucky for you, I have a degree in history plus, as an added bonus, I have lived through this history. If you think coverage of Trump and Comey have gone overboard now, you haven't seen nothing.
But first, a little history lesson about "Watergate" from my Pulitzer Prize Award winning book, Surviving The Smokehole.
"(In the seventies) the President was Richard Nixon, who had been around forever and was almost as odd looking as Lyndon Johnson. Nixon was involved in a political scandal called “Watergate” which was about something that did not involve sex like the President Bill Clinton scandals and therefore was fairly boring. Somehow, in the midst of this scandal, Vice President Spiro Agnew had his own little scandal and had to resign from office. Nixon selected House Minority Leader Gerald Ford to replace Agnew. Then, on August 9, 1974, my 15th birthday, Nixon resigned and Ford became President. If you lived through this time, you know this is a very condensed version of what happened"
Here you learn some very important things. One, President Nixon was odd looking. Two, "Watergate" had nothing to do with sex. President William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton twenty years later had a scandal that involved sex but people forgave him because we all just got the internet and the girl he was catting around with was maybe a six with thick beer goggles on.
You see, what had happened was President Nixon was running against George McGovern. McGovern was sort of like the Bernie Sanders of his day except McGovern had some sense. While Nixon was no day at the beach, McGovern had the charisma of a pair of socks. Instead of thanking his lucky stars in drawing such a dud of an opponent, Nixon orders the break-in of The National Headquarters of The Democratic Party.
Nixon won by a landslide victory. But, he "covered up" his role in the break-in (like ordering it). The Washington Post got involved with their reporters, Redford and Hoffman. Soon it was revealed that Nixon had taped all of his conversations in The White House.
Americans were shocked in 1974 when the written transcripts of The White House Tapes were released.
Nixon: "I don't give a <expletive deleted> about the lira"
Americans were shocked because we weren't quite sure what the lira was, but the President of The United States better care about it!
Soon, "The Smoking Gun" was found in one of the tapes.
Aide: "What should we do today?"
Nixon: "Break into the headquarters of The Democratic Party and then lie about it for two years".
Shortly after that, President Nixon became ex-President Nixon.
There are people that think this is what will happen to President Trump. I must admit, there are some days I wonder if he's going to finish the week much less his term. However, there are some big differences.
One, we are not sure there is even a crime. Maybe obstruction of justice, sort of, kind of. It is simply not enough to have Trump impeached.
Two, the Democrats held both houses of Congress in 1974. If you haven't noticed, Republicans hold both houses of Congress now. Trying to shame them into impeaching Trump won't work.
Sure some of the things are the same. Odd looking Republican. He causes more problems for himself than his opposition. He is a carbon-based life form like Nixon. The Washington Post is all over it.
Other than that, it is like the difference between a squirrel and a can.