Big News: my other Alma Mater, Louisiana
College, is in the NCAA Division Three
playoffs! The mission of Louisiana College
is “ to provide liberal arts,
professional, and graduate programs characterized by devotion to the
preeminence of the Lord Jesus, allegiance to the authority of the Holy
Scriptures, dedication to academic excellence for the glory of God, and
commitment to change the world for Christ by the power of the Holy Spirit. Also
to stomp the pagans at Mary Hardin-Baylor, AMEN!”
Dear old LC making the playoffs
is the biggest thing to happen on campus since the girls at Cottingham Hall
stood outside of the boy’s dorm (Tudor Hall) and yelled “Jock Raid” in the
spring of 1979. For the record, I did
not throw out any of my underwear because I was at the library studying. It was my friends Lee and Randy that threw out the underwear that said Alan “I Feel Like Bustin’ Loose” Manis
with my phone number. History shows this
was picked up by a girl named Sandy
who was one of the hotter girls on campus. No, she never called.
Give me the bridge y'all!
Oh, Mary Hardin-Baylor is the
number two ranked Division Three team in the country. Mary Hardin-Baylor wins.
Sorry, Wildcats.
This Week’s Picks!
Party North vs. Party South: Georgia
plays Georgia
Southern (where this correspondent’s son and money goes) to determine who can
party the hardiest. UGA has wrapped up
the SEC East, but they need a big win against the Mighty Eagles to keep
whatever hopes they have for a real big BCS bowl alive. Georgia
Southern wants to beat the Dawgs real bad, but, it will just have to be at beer
pong, guys. UGA wins
Faculty Meeting at The University of Georgia
Unwrecked vs. Dook: I have spent a good part of the fall dumping on
Georgia Tech. Looky here: Tech is playing for a share of the Coastal Division
title in The Atlantic Coast Conference.
On top of that, Duke has a shot to win the Coastal Division. too. Do you
think the Mayans were right? I want Tech
to win but I’m afraid to pick them due to The
Manis Jinx. So for the first time in the 10 year history of This Week’s
Picks: No call
Teers vs The Commode Doors: Poor Tennessee.
It just won’t get any better. But we will always have pictures like this:
Vince never said there would be years like these. Vanderbilt wins.
Trees vs. Quackers: Did you know Walt Disney gave a handshake agreement to the then President of the University of Oregon that allows them the use Donald Duck on their logo? How can Stanford compete with that? Ducks win.
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