Who Will Not Become President: Donald Trump

A look at another person wasting their time.

I received my monthly bulletin from The Humorists of America(“HA”) and it contained this prayer:

Lord, we beseech Thee. Please let Donald Trump run for President.
The harvest of Yuks will be plentiful. Amen.

I understand what they are saying. Who wouldn’t love to see a State of the Union address given by President Trump?

Mr. Speaker, Vice President Omarosa, and the rest of you. What I’m going to tell you tonight is going to blow your socks off. We got some awesome plans for the United States and it is going to be First Class all the way.

Donald Trump is a wealthy egomaniac with the most comical hair of any grown man that is not a professional athlete or entertainer. He acquired most of his wealth by constructing buildings and slapping his name on them, which is a pretty good gig if you can get it.

Trump currently has a television show called “The Apprentice” and it is one of the top shows on NBC, which says a lot about NBC. It is a game show in which the contestants perform a series of tasks to see if Trump will hire them. At the end of each show, he gets to “fire” a contestant. Again, a good job if you can get it.

Trump is currently running second in the polls in New Hampshire for the Republican primary. This does not mean much. These polls should be called: “Hey I know that guy!” polls. I think if you ran a poll showing Mr. Ed, Donald Trump, Hawkeye Pierce, and the rest of the Republican field, it would look something like this:

Mitt Romney: 17%
Donald Trump: 15%
Mr. Ed: 15%
Mike Huckabee: 13%
Hawkeye Pierce: 10%
Everybody Else: Less than 2%

Then you would have stories in the papers that a horse is running third in the New Hampshire primary. (Mr. Ed’s slogan: “A Horse-Of Course!”)

Trump is raising all kind of sand regarding President Obama’s birth certificate. Previously, most people questioning the President’s birth place were considered racist retards, and for the most part, a lot were. However, but for some weird reason known only to someone as highly intelligent as the President, Obama has refused to release his birth certificate.

(A good argument in Obama’s favor is to point out that the Clintons, who have always been willing to do what it takes to get ahead, didn’t think too much the birth certificate issue to do anything about it.)

It is hard to tell if Trump is really serious about running for President or if he’s doing it as a stunt to attract attention to his current version of “The Apprentice” in which he evidently got every loony celebrity this side of Charlie Sheen to participate. Either way, Trump is on TV a lot running his considerable yap.

Trump is a clear and concise person and you never wonder what is going on under that mop of hair of his. He understands economics, which makes him head and shoulders above what is now parading around as members of the Democratic Party. Trump is a leader, not an “organizer”. That is the huge difference between him and the President.

However, Trump’s record when working with others, which is what the Presidency is about,is not that hot. He practically ran The USFL into the ground all by himself. It is easy to have everyone jump when you are the boss. It just doesn’t work that way in the Presidency.

My fear is that Trump will pull a Ross Perot and drop out of the Republican primary and run as an Independent. That would insure an Obama re-election, even if gas prices are at $10 a gallon and it turns out Obama was born at the South Pole.