Tuesday, November 23, 2010

This Week's Picks

Here we are at the tail end of the regular season of our favorite professional sport, College Football, and at Picks Central we are busy preparing for Thanksgiving so let’s get to it.

This Week’s Picks!

Dawgs vs. Bees: Meh. That describes both seasons for UGA and GT. UGA has been one long boring soap opera while Tech has just been simply uninteresting. Both lost to schools they had no business losing to (Colorado for UGA; Kansas for Tech) and each have fairly good reasons for having mediocre seasons. Tech is already bowl eligible (Rah) while Georgia has to win this game to even go to a bowl. Tech would love to knock UGA out of the bowl picture, I guess. It is hard to tell this year. Georgia wins.

Bam vs. Cam: Everybody knows the state of Alabama is ape fecal over college football and in serious need of medication. From the time a person is born in Alabama, they have to pledge allegiance to either the University of Alabama or Auburn. Pity the poor child who says, “I like UAB”. Children like this are usually left at orphanages with toe tags reading ‘Do Not Feed-Monster’. There is a radio talk show host in Birmingham who makes the point that if the Tide loses to Auburn this year, Nick Saban’s record against Auburn will be 2-2. There’s probably somebody now trying to start up a “FireNickSaban.Com” web site. I think Bama’s offense is much better than the Auburn defense. But, then again, the Bama defense has never faced anybody like Cam Newton. It is a coin toss in my mind. I would like Auburn to win simply to keep Boise State out of The BCS Championship game. Even though they have two losses, Bama is still a bear (ha, ha, get it?). But if Bama wins the guy at the gym will go on all day about how Auburn was not that good. If Auburn wins, he’ll still say Auburn is not that good. I’m not picking this one, Happy Thanksgiving.

The State of Boise vs. The State That Has Only Two Cities: Did you ever think, in your heart of hearts, dear brothers, that a school in Idaho and a school in Nevada would ever be ranked higher than the University of Georgia? This is supposedly Boise State’s last big test. They will pass. Boise wins. Welcome to a month long of “blah blah” about how Boise State should be in the BCS Championship game.

Went In Dumb-Come Out Dumb Too vs. Piggies: If you can say one thing about LSU this year, it is they are the most entertaining team coached by a retard in the SEC (Arkansas is coached by an evil retard). You know my rule: never pick Arkansas. LSU wins.

Meechigan vs. The Ohio State University: This is like the Alabama-Auburn game of the North, except nobody dies and nobody cares. Michigan has a quarterback that needs a haircut and Ohio State has a quarterback that forgets to show up in big games. I generally pull for Michigan in these games, but they are not the Victors of Yore. Ohio State wins.

Georgia Southern vs. South Carolina State: Playoffs? In college football? In the FCS, there is, and somehow the Georgia Southern Eagles made it in with a 7-4 record. I haven’t heard a thing about South Carolina State. Eagles win.

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