Jawja vs Floriduh: It is the annual "Everybody Gets Drunk Bowl" in Jacksonville, Florida. Georgia is a 7.5-point favorite in Las Vegas, where I guess you get half points. Something called "Gators Wire" has two bros picking Florida and one bro picking Georgia. Let's keep it all scientific here (because we believe in science). Both teams had a bye week. Florida has an interim coach. Georgia still has Kirby Smart. Georgia wins.
Bees vs Werewolves Of Raleigh: Vegas figures Georgia Tech is a 6.5-point favorite over North Carolina State. Tech is 8-0 for the first time since Eisenhower was a corporal. People are beginning to talk about Haynes King for the Heisman. You figure Tech's luck might run out, but it might not. Tech wins.
Okies vs Tennysee: Both teams are 6-2, which ain't chopped liver in the SEC, but I don't see a path for them making the playoffs. I think Tennessee is the better of the two. Tennessee wins.
Lions of Nittany vs Ahia State: In years past, this would have been a big deal game that would have included all of Kirk Herbstreit's dogs and cats, too. But, in case you have heard, Penn State has fallen on some hard times. Ohio State hasn't. It is going to be another long Saturday for Penn State fans. Ohio State wins.
Commode Doors vs Texsass: Speaking of Kirk Herbstreit, Vandy really rolled out the red carpet for Kirk's dogs: Pete, Repeat, and Dog (Kirk ran out of names). Vandy really hit the big time having The College Gameday crew out there. Vandy even won! I never thought I would write these words: Vandy wins.
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