We have learned this week that the greatest insult you can give a person is to compliment them.
Howie Mandel was on "Live With Kelly and Mark or Ryan or Michael but Not Regis Because Regis is In the Great Big Studio In The Sky" and Kelly, of all people, got sideways with Howie.
First of all, I've always liked Howie Mandel, going back to the time he was on TV putting surgical gloves on his head and blowing it up. (The gloves, not his head.)
He was on this medical drama called "St. Elsewhere," where he played a wacky doctor. (Footnote: "St. Elsewhere" was the show that started Denzel Washington who is 71 and looks great for his age on his path to stardom. The show's finale revealed that it was the entire show a dream of an autistic child.)
He's a very funny man and does a bit about the digital prostate check exam that will leave you needing Depends.
Also, my wife and I were in the audience of "Live With Kelly And Ryan" a few years ago. Fun fact: Ryan Seacrist was a disc jockey at WSTR ("Star 94"), here in Atlanta in the nineties. I would like to say I listened to his show and knew that young man was going to go far, but I have no memory of listening to him.
The key to being in the audience for "Live" is two-fold: 1) Can you get up early in the morning, and 2) Can you wait in line at WABC?
The big star for our show was Tom Selleck. We had really good seats, and I was able to observe Mr. Selleck, and I came to two conclusions.
One, Mr. Selleck is physically a large man. No wonder the gals like him.
Two, it was early in the morning for Mr. Selleck, too, and it seemed he would rather be somewhere else. I don't blame him.
The "Mark" on "Live With Kelly and Mark" is Mark Consuelos, who is married to Kelly. It is a good gig if you can get it. He seems like a guy who was so doggone good-looking that you had to give him a job.
He married Kelly when they both worked on a soap opera together, and they don't appear to be a husband and wife Phil Donahue tag-team out to get the celebrities.
Here's what happened. Howie is introduced. Hubs told Howie, "You just celebrated 70 years. You’re 70 years old." Wifey said that “it doesn’t make any sense” to her because Mandel “looks great.”
Howie said, “I look great? That doesn’t mean anything to me. No, no, no, no. I don’t like that, because that’s a caveat." He goes on to say, “It’s like saying you’re smart for a stupid person.”
No, it doesn't.
Howie is trying to say this compliment is like, "hey, you don't sweat much for a fat girl." It is simply not a backhanded compliment like one I got, saying, "You don't act like a short person." People have their minds on how short people have acted around them. I guess I never got the book telling me how to act.
Sara Moniuszko writes in USA Today, Chloe Bean, "a licensed marriage and family therapist who specializes in trauma, says this comment can activate shame because it reinforces the message that aging is something to apologize for or avoid."
"Even when it's intended to be flattering, 'you look good for your age' can land as an insult because it suggests a pressure to keep looking different than the age you are,' Bean said, which can reinforce the idea that your value is being measured by your appearance."
First of all, intentions do matter. You can't get all snippy with someone because they activated your shame gland. Secondly, Howie Mandel has never been valued for his appearance. He was valued for being one of the funniest men on the planet.
Mandel is four years older than I am. I'm not a person who gets a lot of compliments, but I am complimented for not looking sixty-six years old. The only reason for that is that I have all my hair, and the hair I have is not gray. Well, I do have some gray hair, but my wife says it is, and I quote, "kind of sexy".
After being near-sighted, big-eared, short, and little tubby, the Lord said, "Ah, let him keep his hair and hair color."
Ms. Moniuszko's article gives us some tips on talking to people who look good for their age, so you don't hurt their pumpkin feeling by telling them they look good for their age.
Chloe Bean, who I remind you is a licensed marriage and family therapist who specializes in trauma, gives some alternatives such as: "It's always so great to see you," "You have such great energy," and "I always look forward to our conversations about how you don't look your age while I look like Gollum."
By the way, I did watch the clip of Howie, Kelly, and Mark. I didn't think it was all that bad, but I understand Kelly is banning Howie from the show for not acting his age.
(Note: As I was posting his, Howie posted an apology to Kelly and said he does look good for his age. Thanks a lot, Howie.)







