This Week's Picks

 

 Here's my impression so far on the College Football season.

1) I think Alabama should be number one and Georgia should be number two.  It will probably play out that way until the SEC Championship.  Unless......

2)  Florida  beats Georgia in the World's Largest Orgy Cocktail Party.

3)  I'm sure someone from the Northeast will talk about how great Notre Dame is.

4)  Ole Miss will play better this year but will still get beat in The Egg Bowl.  That's right- it is not even October and I've made a pick for The Egg Bowl.

5) I'm tired of the AFLAC commercials with Nick Saban and Deion Sanders.  Deion knows how to play to the camera. Nick?  Well, let's say I'd rather listen to the duck.

 

6) Speaking of insurance, I still feel sorry for the Liberty Mutual guy who has to make sales calls with an Emu.

7) Whatever happened to those two guys that used to go to Sonic together?  I hope everything is all right.

 

This Week's Picks!

 

Jawja vs Commode Doors:  UGA travels up to Music City to get some Nashville Hot Chick-Chick and play Vanderbilt. The Dawgs defense is a sight to behold, kind of like Dolly Parton. Vandy? Well, they are gotta' get drunk and they sure do dread it.  UGA wins.

 

Jackets of Yellow vs Heels of Tar:  The good news from the Bumbles game against Clemson is that they fought Clemson really hard and was in the game until the end. In fact, My Beloved Owls scored more points against Tech than Clemson did.   Of course, they still lost the game, but it was a good moral victory if you are into that sort of thing.  UNC is a good team this year.  Tar Heels win.

 

Vols vs Reptiles:  If wishes and buts were candy and nuts everyday would be Christmas and Florida would have beaten Alabama. I liked the way they held themselves steady and kept working at until they were back in the ballgame.  Oh well, that's part of that Saban luck.  Tennessee really needs to beat somebody good to be back in the high life again.  It won't be this Saturday.  Gators win

 

 Ags vs Pigs.  Well, sooie! Look who is back in the conversation!  It is Arkansas who has hit a rough patch the past couple of years.  Texas A&M is having one of their typical years.  I think Aggies are better than the Piggies, but it is good to have have Arky back in town.   Aggies win,

 

Ellesyou vs The Other Bulldogs:  Nobody ever mentions it, but once LSU won the the College Football Championship, the world get hit with a pandemic. Maybe you have heard about it.  Anyway, last year, LSU didn't do so well and Coach Orgeron is in "the hot seat", which is College Football talk for "about to get fired.   The Other Bulldogs are coached by Mike Leach who may/may not be clinically insane.  However, he's got the Upright Bulldogs playing well, even if they got jobbed last week.  Mississippi State wins.