This Week's Picks Week 12

Whoa. I didn't see this coming. Honestly.

The latest College Football Playoff Rankings were released this past Tuesday.

LSU, where college men go in dumb and come out dumb too, jumped over Ohio State to land in the number one slot.  Since they beat Alabama, it makes sense.

THE Ohio State University (TOSU) is in the number two slot. They beat Cumberland College 222-0 last Saturday. Oops, I'm being told that TOSU played The University of Maryland and won 73-14.

The number three slot went to Clemson. Clemson and their long-haired hippie quarterback beat North Carolina State 55-10.

At number four was......HUNKER DOWN YOU HAIRY DAWGS.  Sorry, Georgia was placed in the number four slot,  which you got to admit is a little surprising.

I expected Alabama to be in the number four slot because they lost to the number one team in the nation (LSU) by only five points and that their name is Alabama.

There's also this little thing of Georgia losing to South Carolina, which lost to Appalachian State which lost to Georgia Southern which lost to Minnesota which hasn't lost a game.

But Georgia beat Notre Dame and Florida, so I guess that counts more than losing by five points to LSU.

Whatever. I'll take it.

I can't imagine the callers to Paul Finebaum are going to be too happy. To be honest, I'm not sure Georgia could beat Alabama.  I know they can't beat LSU.

This Week's Picks!

Jawja vs Wartigers:  UGA goes to "The Loveliest Village In The Ugliest Part of The State" for their annual game against Auburn which dates back to the late 1400s.  It is an intense rivalry of two fan bases who believe the same thing about their team: We Can't Have Nice Things. UGA is getting a little bit of their confidence back, but they are going into Jordan-Hare (pronounced "Jer-den Hayer") Stadium a little dinged up. I am worried about this game. UGA wins.


Tech vs Tech:  Ah yes, the game I can't pick wrong. Virginia Tech versus Georgia Tech. The Hokies (Have we ever found out what a Hokie is? Don't tell me) stroll into Grant Field with a 6-3 record. Georgia Tech, bless their hearts.   Tech wins.


Clem's son vs Possessed Deacons:  Wake Forest is actually having a pretty good year. Do I think they can beat the Tigers and the Long-Haired quarterback?  Not a chance.  Clemson wins.


Ok Boomer vs  Baptist Bears: Flying under the radar this year has been the Baylor Bears. Baylor has not lost a game all year but they are not in the playoff picture yet, mainly because they are Baylor. Oklahoma was breezing along until they ran into Kansas State. Baylor has the best defense in The Big 12, which is like saying "the smartest Kardashian daughter".  Oklahoma has the best offense in The Big 12,  due to having a forty-year-old quarterback.  This ought to be a good game. Oklahoma wins.


Kennesaw State vs Hampton:  My Beloved Owls travel to Hampton, Virginia to play the Hampton Pirates and stay at the Hampton Inn (I guess).  The Owls are battling to stay alive in the FCS playoff race. Owls win.