This Week's Picks Week 9

Is the first time in the history of This Week's Picks that both Georgia and Georgia Tech are off on the same Saturday?

Which is a good thing because they both had a good Saturday last week.

For one thing, Georgia Tech won their game! Yay, bees, yay!  See we told you that you would eventually win another game this year. Okay, maybe it was more of a Christmas present from Coral Gables but a win is a win. Tech has absolutely the biggest punter I have ever seen in college football and the kid through a touchdown pass on a fake punt.  I'm telling you, the future is so bright that you got to wear shades, you ramblin' slide rules!

Georgia had a home game following the cluster (fill in the blank) loss against the Chickens. Georgia played Kentucky in a game that was truly a mess. It was raining. The Georgia defense shut down Kentucky's twelve-string quarter, but the Georgia offense was going nowhere.

Someone in the Georgia brain trust (no, that is not an oxymoron) had this brilliant idea: give the ball to D'Andre Swift. That's always a good idea.

Georgia finally broke away and defeated Kentucky.  You would not believe how important that was. Georgia now can take a week off to prepare to play Florida at The World Largest Reason For DUI Laws.  They need it.

This Week's Picks!



Wescohnson vs The Ahia State:  Two weeks ago this would have been the GAME OF THE MONTH. But, Wisconsin (the UGA of The Big Ten) did their annual face plant, this time against Illinois. The head coach of Illinois is Lovie (Dovie Is Not My Middle Name) Smith.  Smith used to be the head coach of the Chicago Bears. He's let his beard grow out like he's a long lost Robertson of "Duck Dynasty". It was the biggest win Illinois football history.  Wisconsin has a good team and they should be Ohio State's first real test. Nobody in the Big Ten is going to beat Ohio State. (That sound you hear is everybody in Las Vegas changing their bets from Ohio State to Wisconsin. I don't care)  Ohio State wins


War Tigers vs Ellesyou: Now this is THE GAME OF THE MONTH.  Say, do you know what "Auburn" stands for?  "Alabama usually beats us red necks".  Needlessly to say, Auburn is the red-headed step-child in Alabama. They are a good team. Howevah, (as we Southerners say) LSU might just be as good as Alabama this year.  It would be easy just to say "Tigers win" and leave it at that. But I won't.  LSU wins.


Lions of Nittany vs Sparty.  It looks like Penn State is back to their winning ways when St Joe The Enabler was the head coach. Michigan State is Michigan State.  Penn State is just a better team. Penn State wins.


Our Lady vs Meeshegan. You know how I know Notre Dame is going to win this game? Jim Harbaugh is still the head coach of Michigan. They never beat a Top Ten ranked team. This will be no exception. Notre Dame wins


Jawjer Suthern vs New Mescan State:  In what has to be a first in the history of college football, all of the members of the Georgia Southern Eagles were penalized for .....dancing. It fits right in the the Georgia Southern branding campaign. "Georgia Southern: We may not ever win the FBS Championship But We Know How To Shake Our Groove Thing". New Mexico State hasn't won a game all year. Georgia Southern wins.


Kennesaw State vs North Alabama:  My Beloved Owls just keep marching on. They'll beat North Alabama.  Kennesaw State wins.