This Week's Picks Week 10

Here is just a brief transcript of Atlanta radio.

-Scan-  "Here at 98.21 The Aardvark we play your requests for the best in classic rock. (caller's voice) 'Hey, this is Bub in Lilburn, play some Skynyrd'  and Bub here's 'Sweet Home Alabama' for the four billionth time"

-Scan-  "Traffic Tracker Toones The Cat says there's been a Nuclear explosion set off by Zombies on The Northeast Expressway, which I think is I-85 East but I'm not really sure.

-Scan-  "Go to Mypillow. com  for your Two for One My Pillow promotion where you get one My Pillow, two travel size My Pillows, four bottles of Relief Factor, a box of Sheri's Berries, and Mark Spain will buy your house. Just type in the promo code 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' in the box next to the microphone".

-Scan- "Next up, Newt Gingrich"

-Scan-  "Today is a 9 on The Mellish Meter but tomorrow will be a negative two due to the Nuclear explosion on The Northeast Expressway".

-Scan  "Can you believe  The Falcons?  We'll talk about that and how cool Boston is...."

-Scan- "This is Erick Erickson with President Trump but first here's the traffic...."

-Scan- "I mean, Boston has won so many championships and how many championships has Atlanta had? One. Oh, too bad".

-Scan-"A divorce doesn't have to be painful, but sometimes it is good to pay whatever you have to to get away from the old hag and start your new life with your much younger Trophy Wife, the one you have to explain Super Tramp to. Here at Spiller and Spiller, we understand  the pain in divorce but provide you with a way to get her out of your life...."

-Scan- "Belinda here.  My divorce was very, very, very painful. But my attorneys at Periwinkle and Scrod assured me they would be with me every step of the way. Of course, the most important thing in my life are my two kids. The second most important thing is my smoldering, repressed sexual desire...'

-Scan- "Erick, well you very well know better than anyone that...."  "Pardon me, Mr. President, but we have a traffic red alert about the Northeast Expressway, which I think is I-20"

-Scan- "That was 'A Simple Man' by Skynyrd and it is the final song in our Rock Block. Here's Super Tramp"

This Week's Picks!



Jawja vs Kenyucky:  Don't tell me you thought Georgia and Kentucky would be fighting to see who would win the SEC East. Nobody thought that at the beginning of the season. But here we are. Georgia had a big win last week against a rejuvenated Florida team. Kentucky barely made it out of Missouri alive, but they made it.  Whoever wins this game will be able to go to the SEC Championship for the privilege of getting slaughtered by Alabama. That would be Georgia. Dawgs win!

Bees vs Heels of Tar: Speaking of rejuvenated, Georgia Tech opened up an industrial sized can of Bumble Bee Whoop-Up  on Virginia Tech.  Boy, you should have read the tweets from The Georgia Tech fans.  Twitter was alive with the Tech guys bragging about their amazing goofball offense, just like they did when they kissed a (live) girl for the first time. (Just a joke, Francis, lighten up!)  This week, Tech plays North Carolina, which is 1-6 this year. We better prepare for another night of great Tweets from the trade scholars. Tech wins!

Longherns vs Almost Heaven? West Virginia?  Overshadowed by the Alabama-LSU game, this game ought to be pretty good. Texas seems like its back to being a competitive team despite what happened in Stillwater last week.  West Virginia is having their typical good year.  To me, this game is a coin toss. I'm going to say the horns hook 'em.  Texas wins!
 

Bamy vs Ellessyew In the second season of  "The Simpsons", there was an episode in which everyone went to Homer's house to watch a Pay-Per-View fight called "The Bout To Knock You Out".  This is game is exactly that.  It to see if Alabama is all that and if LSU is that good.  LSU is a "sacrement bonne equipe de football" as they would say in Houma, Louisiana.  However, until somebody beats Bama, I would say Bama is better.  Bama wins!

 



My Beloved Owls vs Campbell: One of the services This Week's Picks provides is that we give a background to schools you might not have heard of, like Campbell University. Campbell University is in Buies Creek, North Carolina.  The population of Buies Creek is a whopping 2942 souls according to the 2010 Census.  The only alumnus I have ever heard of is  Jim Perry, the brother of Gaylord Perry.  The team name for Campbell University is "The Camels.  That's all I've got.  Owls win